Why waste time with bands made up of smokin’ and drinkin’ borstal rejects when there are decent healthy specimens of pop star manhood like James? And you can thank tofu, cheese and carob-flavour malt drinks for that. But surely the pinnacle of each hit-packed night comes with the rendition of Manchester’s all-time favourite Sit Down, a song where – believe it or not – everyone actually sits down.
What about that then?
Manchester Apollo (11 April), Glasgow Barrowlands (13), Doncaster Dome (14), London Brixton Academy (17)