Leaking is track five on the 1989 live James album One Man Clapping. No studio version has been released although it was recorded for the Strip-mine album and left off the final version.
Leaking was played between 1983 and 1986 and then disappeared from set-lists before it was resurrected as part of the band’s plan to record previously unavailable older tracks for the One Man Clapping live album. The released version includes significant amounts of improvisation, which prompted Tim at the time to promise the audience an extra song to make up for it.
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I'm leaking down the left side
Oh god no, I hope it doesn't show
But somebody's getting an outpour
The emperor's new clothes.
I'm leaking down the left side
No one can see
My gall bladder's burst and so has my spleen.
Leg and an arm then a leg and a arm...
I'm leaking down the left side
Oh God no, I hope it doesn't show.
I'm so wound up my bowels just want to flow.
I hope you don't think I'm a jerk
Nothing I do ever seems to work.
My timing of that joke was wrong.
You can't call that a dance or this a song.
You can't call this a song.
You can't call this a song.
You can't call this a song.
Smiled my way through this attack.
Hope no one sees through my act.
All those people staring at me.
Their piercing gazes make me want to scream.
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
Leg and an arm then a leg and an arm...
Oh, fill my holy hole
Oh, fill my holy hole
Oh, fill my holes.
Oh, fill my holes.
Oh, fill my holes.
Oh, fill my holes.
Feel my holes.
Feel my holes.
I couldn't plug my holy holes.
I couldn't plug my holes.
I couldn't plug my holy holes.
Oh god no, I hope it doesn't show
But somebody's getting an outpour
The emperor's new clothes.
I'm leaking down the left side
No one can see
My gall bladder's burst and so has my spleen.
Leg and an arm then a leg and a arm...
I'm leaking down the left side
Oh God no, I hope it doesn't show.
I'm so wound up my bowels just want to flow.
I hope you don't think I'm a jerk
Nothing I do ever seems to work.
My timing of that joke was wrong.
You can't call that a dance or this a song.
You can't call this a song.
You can't call this a song.
You can't call this a song.
Smiled my way through this attack.
Hope no one sees through my act.
All those people staring at me.
Their piercing gazes make me want to scream.
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
Leg and an arm then a leg and an arm...
Oh, fill my holy hole
Oh, fill my holy hole
Oh, fill my holes.
Oh, fill my holes.
Oh, fill my holes.
Oh, fill my holes.
Feel my holes.
Feel my holes.
I couldn't plug my holy holes.
I couldn't plug my holes.
I couldn't plug my holy holes.
Song: | Leaking |
Released: | 13th March 1989 |
Main Associated Album (or Single): | One Man Clapping |
First Heard Live: | Manchester Hacienda – 24th November 1983 |
- One Man Clapping :Live, Album, 1989
- Bath Moles Club – 16th November 1988
- Sunderland Poly – 15th May 1987
- Northampton Old Five Bells – 10th January 1987
- Liverpool University – 4th December 1986
- Manchester Capri Rooms – 1st December 1986
- Swansea University – 25th November 1986
- Cardiff Chapter Arts Centre – 9th November 1986
- London ICA – 10th October 1986
- Aberdeen The Venue – 16th August 1986
- Bristol Clevedon Kenn Moor WOMAD – 19th July 1986
- Manchester Town Hall – 7th June 1986
- London Porchester Hall – 27th March 1986
- Mersea Island WOMAD – 21st July 1985
- Glastonbury Festival – 23rd June 1985
- Bradford St George’s Hall – 28th March 1985
- Bournemouth Town Hall – 2nd December 1983
- London Brixton Academy – 1st December 1983
- Manchester Hacienda – 24th November 1983
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