What song describes you best?
“‘Leaving on a Jet Plane’, because I’m in love with someone very special and the sentiment fits”
What is heaven?
“A little house on a beach in California, with no fog, and people I love”
What is hell?
“Listening to my demons that talk to me in the dark, and being led by them.”
What’s your earliest memory?
“Setting fire to the Christmas tree, aged two. The tree was in my parents lounge, which I wasn’t allowed to go into because I was so young. I got in there and found some matches and burned everything. It was a highly-charged symbolic act.”
What’s your greatest fear?
“That God is an arsehole”
Who is your all-time hero?
“Anyone who lives their life with an understanding and appreciation for things beyond the material and who search for joy.”
What’s the worst trouble you’ve been in?
“Having a poisonous snake placed around my neck and dropped by its trainer”
Who was the first love of your life?
“A girl named Diana, aged 12, on an Italian island. I stalked her for days and finally got one kiss, just before she got on a ferry and went back to Milan.”
What’s your greatest talent?
“Searching for truth”
Upon whom would you most like to exact revenge, how and why?
“I wouldn’t exact revenge because I know from experience that it all comes back to you likea razor-edged boomerang.”
What’s your most treasured possession?
“My flat by the sea”
What have you most regretted doing while drunk?
“Twice, I got to the point of kissing a girl I really fancied, and threw up.”
What can you cook?
“Lots of things very well”
What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received?
“First, ‘Love Is All You Need’, and second, a very wise woman once told me: ‘If you leave a back door open in your relationship, it might not just be you who uses it. That relationship will always have a hole in it.'”
Can you read music?
“No”
If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
“Give flowers to people and make cats fly, just to remind people there’s magic in the world. And I’d probably also steal £1m from some massive corporation that wouldn’t miss it.”
What are your final three wishes?
“To have infinite wishes. To shift the whole energy of this planet so people have far more happiness. And to live with complete faith and trust in life.