Top Of The Pops “Do You Want To Be An MP?”
TOTP: Do you have any juicy secrets in your closet?
Tim: Oozing through the cracks and keyhole they shall remain!
TOTP: What would you do if someone sold a story about you to the papers?
Tim: Ask them for a split and make sure they say I’m well-endowed
TOTP: What’s the minimum salary you’d work for?
TOTP: Do you have the ability to send people to sleep when you talk?
Tim: That’s a vicious rumour. I wake people up when I sleep-talk
TOTP: How important is power to you?
Tim: I’d be nothing without it!
TOTP: When was the last time you wore a suit and tie to work?
Tim: Have you seen our last video?
TOTP: Jeremy Paxman wants to interview you. Are you scared?
Tim: No, he’s a fellow Aquarian and he supports Leeds!
TOTP: What’s the correct way to address an M.P. in the House of Commons?
TOTP: Who can’t vote at elections?
Tim: Anyone with any intelligence!
TOTP: Liam Gallagher wants his photo taken with you. Do you say yes?
Tim: He’s too good-looking
TOTP: What would you do about the Criminal Justice Act?
Tim: Make it illegal
TOTP: Do your very best impression of an M.P.
Tim: What do you want me to say?
No, unfortunately Mr James hasn’t made it. Anyone with a sense of humour isn’t allowed in the Commons. We think Tim could rethink his lobbying approaching but perhaps he could start by making the tea.